1 definition by Slappy Mgee

When you jizz in the toilet, and you don't flush. Therefore letting harden there.

And when your parents ask you, you just say you were eating cereal and shitting at the same time.
No ma, that's just Toilet Milk. You know I have to save time in the morning before school.
by Slappy Mgee July 8, 2010
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