toad

1. a person who is slow and lazy

2. one who is thinking about sex constantly and relating it to everything

1. You can call your friend a toad when they are being lazy, such as procrastinating on an assignment.

2. Person A: Those tight pants look really good on you.

Person B: don't be a toad

by smiglet March 20, 2022

toad sticker

A knife with a long, sharp blade. A shiv.

Jack the Bear sliced up the Pachuco with his toad sticker.

by The Wog Whomper May 4, 2005

TaoDada

Derived from Tao (as in Tao Te Ching) and Dada.

'Tao that can be explained is not Tao'
'Dadaism is not Dada'

When somebody tries to define something, it changes because somebody tried to define it.

A combination of philosophy and art that is now seen as true, because some subatomic particles behave differently when you look at them.

Her: "Do you love me?"
Him: "Yes"
Her: "I'm so glad!"
Him: "Why?
Her: "Cuz you love me"
Him: "I don't"
Her: "What? You said you did"
Him: "TaoDada, baby. You had to ask".

by BiggsHoson February 7, 2010

TOAA

We say TOAA when someone is above all of them.
Or when we talk about the Marvel character.

Wow! This guys is the stronger of them all he is TOAA(The One Above All)

by OsaWord May 6, 2019

Clunge Toad

Noun. (colloquial) : An aborted foetus or miscarriage.

1) "She's just laid an absolute clunge toad."

2) "Did you ask if you could keep your clunge toad when you were at the hospital?"

by Doktor Charles Lunge (PhD) April 5, 2009

Camel Toad

"Camel Toe" written on a peice of paper, except when iced tea has been spilled on said paper and some dumb bitch reads it, then writes to a newspaper columnist because she thinks it's a drug her godson is taking. (Find the picture online)

Camel Toad The reason the pool is so popular.

OMG! Help me! My godson wrote on a peice of paper he was going to the pool to scout out some...err.... Camel Toads? YES! CAMEL TOADS! OMG it must be a drug because Urbandictionary.com doesn't have a definition nor does any drug dictionary! What the fuck is a Camel Toad!

You dumb fucking bitch.

by bexposito October 17, 2005

Horny Toad

A male that is usually horny about 24/7 to be exact. Constantly daydreams about sexual fantasies. Usually named Alfred. Like to seduce mexican women. Once seduced he turns back into a toad

There goes that horny toad

by kjsndfsnd August 8, 2012