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bible thumper

A mega-right wing Christian wacko. Belives their life must be based on the Bible. The same goes for our goverment, it will be based on the Bible. Usually a homophobic, pro-life, redneck idiot.

See George W. Bush, John Ashcroft, Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, right-wing nutjob
Bible Thumper: WE MUST BAN GAY....... NO WE MUST KILL GAYS!!! OUTLAW ABORTION! WE WILL NOT COMMIT SIN!!! IF YOU DON'T LISTEN YOU'LL BURN IN HELL!!! AND IF YOUR A DEMOCRAT YOU STILL WILL!

Followers: Huzzah!
by AutisticPsycho November 14, 2004
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Booger Thimble

When your nose is stopped up so bad you pick it, and one big booger comes out and covers your whole finger tip.
Hey dude, you smell that breakfast cooking? No man, my nose is fucked up, hold on, I'll fix it......g-r-o-s-s....look at the size of that booger thimble.
by 13fister December 31, 2010
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add some thump to dat rump

To add mass of the posterior of a skinny female.
Jamal: Dat anorexic, Mary-Kate Olsen lookin, crackhoe-imitatin, Paris Hilton need to add some thump to dat rump, like her friend Kim Kardashian!

Tyrone: Yeahs, she need to eat more of dem Carl's Jr. burgers like in dat commercial she did!

Jamal: Fo sho!
by Delarge655321 July 11, 2009
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Bible-thumper

A person who generally adheres strictly to the Bible, Scripture, or New Testament. Usually found in Southern states, North Carolina, Florida, Texas, Louisiana, etc., etc.... Bible-Thumpers usually allow themselves to be seen as "God-fearing" Christians, but once they're behind closed doors will talk trash about everyone in their neighborhood. They usually try to shove their beliefs down everyones' throats and hate people who are different (Gays, Jews, Wiccans, etc., etc...).

STAY CLEAR OF THEM. POINT BLANK.
"Hey, I'm going over to Sally's today."
"Oh? I hear her parents are Bible-Thumpers."
"Really? That explains a lot..."
"Watch out. The minute they start preaching about how you're always committing a sin, and that if you don't get saved soon you'll burn in hell, get the fuck out of there."
"Will do, will do."
by IMissTheSilence November 3, 2009
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Thompson

The act of taking a girl home from a night out but only cuddling with her until you both fall asleep.

The act of satisfying the need for a girlfriend with a casual cuddle with a random biddy.
'I pulled another Thompson last night'
'You have to take her on a date after the 3rd Thompson man"
by HOL[345] September 22, 2018
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Tub-Thumper

Someone that annoyingly argues an irrelevant point in forums.
Quit being a Tub-Thumper and stay on topic!
by Scotty J. August 24, 2006
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Bible Thumper

An extremely fanatical religous zealot,
often characterized by their constant refences to the bible and their intent on converting everyone in a 100 mile radius.
They are essentially the same as Islamic fundamentalists, with the same religous zeal and fantacism.
"Hands that help are far better than lips that pray."
1. Religous Fundamentalist are contributing to the partisan bickerings that are hurting America.
by Michael C. L. July 9, 2005
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