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The Breadstick Maneuver

The tactical act of munching down cloves of raw garlic prior to engaging in oral sex, with intentions of giving the man super stink dick and scaring away any future potential females (if the female is of higher noble status she may top off the blowjob with a clove of fresh basil and a murmuring of the words "les bijoux de famille")
I had this clairvoyance that Chad was fooling around with other woman behind my back, so I pulled the Breadstick Maneuver.
by CF19 January 25, 2019
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Beauty and The Beads

When the hot slut you picked up takes you home and pleasantly surprises you by filling your rectal cavity with anal beads, slobs your knob and then yanks them out at climax like she starting a chain saw.
How was that hoe you shagged last night! Beauty and The Beads braaaaaaaahhhh. I think she may have torn me an anal fissure with that yank.
by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2017
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Cancel the Breadsticks

Phrase originated in Phoenix, Arizona. This saying applies when one has decided to pursue a course of action that differs from what was previously planned. It also applies when changing the subject of a conversation that has either been interrupted by someone whom you don't want included in the conversation or that has become uninteresting to one of the parties.
- "Yo, that girl Shelly is crazy... did you hear what went on between her and Mark?

- "Nah man let's hear it."

- "It's crazy man, over the weekend..."

<One member of the conversation sees Shelly approaching>

- "Whoa. Cancel the breadsticks on that one."
by thedarkllama June 27, 2012
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the beadle spamming treatment

When you Piss off, Annoy, Harass, Threaten, Bug or act of "Tonying". Also, by clicking LIKE on every post they have ever made on facebook.
"Beadle likes your _____ post"
"Beadle likes your new friendship"
"Beadle likes your relationship"
"Beadle likes your _____ post"
and so on.

The beadle spamming treatment!
by DVanDuzer May 26, 2010
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The Brad and Chad

When two “heterosexual” bros stroke each other with compliments, each time making the compliment more awesome than the last.
This is the Brad and Chad.
“Brad, your pink and blue flamingo board shorts are awesome.”
“ No Chad, your yellow boat shoes are way more awesome”
“No Brad, your conk shell necklace is the most awesome of all.”
by Peppermint Rhino February 2, 2019
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The Brad Pitt Theory

The concept that all men, no matter what sexual orientation they practice, are gay for Brad Pitt.
"If I were gay, I would choose Brad Pitt as my lover."
by Chris Lee Ian Chambers May 17, 2004
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All The Breads Gone

It means something is utterly pointless or something is not worth doing.
Most likely to be said by someone incredibly stupid.
Glenn: should we rub our face in poo?
Tom: all the breads gone
by Bishhhhh February 19, 2009
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