Shit-Painter

When certain celebrities reach the highest echelons of their own personal opinions they arrive at the hallowed level of Shit-painter.

This is the point where one would consider being at such high regard, that one could shit on a canvass and sell it due to the notoriety of said celebrity! (Where the name carries more value than could be considered justified
"I saw Chris Martin of Coldplay down the high street yesterday, wouldn't even stop for a selfie, he's become a right shit-painter nowadays"
by MrWazzer October 15, 2021
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toe painter

A person who is exceptionally slow or bad at following basic instructions
"He keeps pushing on that pull door...talk about a toe painter..."

"Get a load of that toe painter! They're driving on the wrong side of the road!"
by HalluxFatuus August 07, 2024
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renaissance painter

a common Irish insult, often used for someone acting better than they are, a nepo-baby, someone who benefits off of their parents position in society.
look at him, the renaissance painter head on him
by Duvel85 March 17, 2023
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Special Finger Painter

A person who paints works of art with their own crap usually a swastika and or someone who is mentally deficeint
"dude who is the special finger painter who made his masterpiece in the stall?"
by PlanesWalker October 28, 2012
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premeditated painter

Premeditated Painter: an artist who knows what a painting will be before beginning the painting. Premeditated painters work out all of the creative and application details visually in their head before beginning the process of painting.
The premeditated painter knows all of the detail in the painting before the process of painting begins.
by Kegie December 06, 2014
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painter robbie

Loves eating hair and drinking Budweiser. Smells of paints and cigarettes. Delicious
Let’s get Painter Robbied tonight!
by SumJ17 November 30, 2021
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