Definitions by JunkHunk

Painters touch

When a man is hitting a girl from the back in doggy style, he places his thumb on his partner’s booty hold to prevent accidental anal.

“It was my first time with Sarah so I gave her the Painters touch”

A self-righteous douchebag who's only in it for the pot. Traditionally brags about playing guitar but thinks "telecaster" is a brand of condom

Person 1: Did you see creighton out there?

Person2: Yeah he's such a self-righteous douche bag

Person 3: He can't even play guitar!