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Merp

Merp (adjective/exclamation): A playful term used to describe someone or something behaving in an endearingly absentminded, clumsy, or humorous way. Often said with affection or mild exasperation, adding a lighthearted tone to the moment.
"Listen, merp, it's right here on the counter!" or, "Oh, merpo derpo, you're holding your phone upside down."
by Xevathin January 2, 2025
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Merp

Merp is a word that can be used as a verb or adjective. It goes in place where a word has yet to be invented for an action that causes you to wink or make a sound before doing something.
An example: I saw the squirrel get hit by a truck and I was like, "merp".

Another example: Everytime something goes wrong and everyone points at me I'm like merp.

As a Hispanic we tend to make sounds that can be described or understood as words, merp is just another way to define such sounds.

When you see a hottie and you jokingly say she is merp-alicious.
by Just Merp it January 5, 2021
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MERP

Friend: Are you two together?
Me: Well, we're actually in a merp.
by iponpoc July 31, 2020
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Merp

A word used when you are feeling sad or confused about something happening in your life.

Pronounced : mUR - p
For instance:
-“He just asked you out, what are you going to say?”

- “merp” :(
Or
- “my cat just died. Merp”
by Lily maskovitz April 4, 2018
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Merp

The sound you make when you forget that you are painting and get paint all over yourself Merp!
Johnny was painting and he got paint all over himself and he said Merp!!
by Nerp February 28, 2019
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Merp

The sound you make when something does not go your way; however, it can also be used interchangeably when something goes incredibly right for you. In other words, it is a good replacement for the taboo swear words people cringe at today.
Merp the police!!
OR
Holy Merp! I just won a million bucks!
by NighttOwl March 22, 2017
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Merp

Basically can be your answer to anything.

If you don't know the answer to something or just don't feel like talking, this is a great answer because those around you will take it as a ligit answer
Person1- *states fact and beats you at argument*
Person2- well MERP!!
Person1- Ok, you win
by Luna marrie March 3, 2017
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