Merp

Merp is just,merp.

Merpidy merp my mans.

by Zorro is doggo,Yeah CAM May 06, 2018

Merp

Your friend that you game with who insistently acts like a little girl.

Your a fucking merp bruh

by Academiclace May 09, 2020

Merp

Descriptive word for a male who is awkward and indecisive towards women.

Will is merp when he is talking to Bri

by sporty14 January 20, 2024

Lil' Merp

Another name for the Youtuber Merpwam.

Lil' Merp in the derp in the slurp

by bettafish541 February 09, 2021

Merped

To do something so legend you merped it, can also be used as "merp" or "merpin

"I just merped this level"

by Iwantlemonpepperwings August 09, 2021

Merped

To get utterly and completely fucking destroyed in mind, body, and spirit. Not to be confused with merp or merping.

“My crush left me unread for 30 days, I’ve been completely merped”

Friend 1: “anyone know what happened to Craig last night?”

Friend 2: “no idea, but last I saw he was getting merped by that blond he was trying to wheel”

by skittles.inc June 01, 2019

merp merp

It literally means nothing ang

Sam: Lauren I I love you
Lauren: merp merp

by lillongo October 11, 2020