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predictive texting

A feature on many smart phones that often causes one to make unwitting hilarious, retarded, offensive, and/or douchebag-like statements when texting. Especially hard to catch when preoccupied with something else while speed texting.
Michelle broke up with me 'cause while I was watching the game the predictive texting on my phone called her Michaela instead.
by dookeyboy November 25, 2010
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cock teasing

Used by women to gain power and/or humilate male friends and colleagues by the art of making perfectly normal men turn in to delusional idiots when they think the cock teaser actually has been wanting sex with them.

The magnitude of the effect is directly proportional to the time spent being teased and/or your position within the organisation
"That bitch has lead me on for weeks! And I told her the plans for our management restructure!"
"What a cock teasing you've had!"
by BrettS June 25, 2005
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shit texting

The process of sending out text messages while one is otherwise preoccupied in the bathroom.
Shit texting helps me maximize my efficiency by allowing me to socialize with my friends while also taking care of business.
by jbuw April 25, 2008
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Texting Blanks

When you get a text message on your phone, but it's blank.
Whoa cuz John when send me one blank text message. He stay texting blanks.
by Rude Bitch October 20, 2010
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dick texting

When a guy you have no type of sexual relationship with sends you a text at an extremely late (or early) hour wanting some sort of sexual favor - similar to sleep texting, but with their dick.
Friend1: So "bob" was dick texting me last night :/
Friend 2: no wayyy! What did he say?
Friend 1: that he wanted to do like we did our first time.. 2 YEARS AGO!!
by MysticFire April 30, 2011
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walk by texting

When you are walking towards someone and do not want to talk to them so you pull out your phone and pretend to be texting.
"Yo, he totally just walk by texted you"
"I know! Why does he have to be such an awkward asshole?"
"Ugh I know, walk by texting is not cool at all."
by jsutdance323 September 21, 2009
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Texting Bitch

Somebody that texts for you while you are driving. Primarily this is the person that sits shotgun.
Garrett: Dude i let you sit shotgun so be my texting bitch.
Rj: whatever dickhole.
by bekahUNLEASHED November 22, 2009
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