Tesla Long Boi

A Tesla bull that thinks Tesla stock will go up significantly in the long run

Person 1: When Tesla stock goes down, I buy a bunch more because it's still undervalued.
Person 2: Ahh yes, I found another Tesla LONG BOI

by TESLA LONG BOI October 15, 2020

Tesla Tower

A card in the popular mobile game, clash royale that is a absolute fucking machine on defence. If your opponent has tesla, just close the app. You are not winning.

Him: plays tesla tower on my hog rider
Me: jumps off a bridge

by ClashRoyalePlayer1 July 23, 2021

tesla

the best god damn electric car there is

damn bro, look at that tesla!

by dang boy im thick September 10, 2021

Tesla

The best car in the world

Hey, you seen the new Tesla? It's fire!
- Yeah I know it's the best car ever!

by hrist0ww August 21, 2020

tesla

Code word for someone's bitch.

Friend 1: Dude, you're SO my tesla.
Friend 2: Fuck you man, you're MY tesla!

by madmarauder November 3, 2011

Tesla Cock Prod

Nikola Tesla was an inventor and a electrical engineer whose theoretical work formed the basis of modern alternating current electric power (AC) systems.

While having sex of any type in any position, one simply inserts a metal object into an electrical socket.

Beth had complained all night about the show, so when we got home, I laid the pipe to her and gave her a "Tesla Cock Prod ". She never came so hard in her life.

Also known as a Edison Reamer.

by ChuckGoldmember October 31, 2008

Tesla

A campaign to get rich entitled white guys to help the environment

Luke’s got a Tesla he must be a dick but at least he’s

helping the environment

by Slime 47 December 29, 2019