Tensexual

Tensexual is when you’re only attracted to Chittaphon Leechaiyapornkul (also known as ten from nct)

Person: guys I’m tensexual.

by Tensexual asf January 1, 2021

Not Even Tense

A Phrase which can be used in many cirumstances though originally used to enhance the point that your penis is very big, by inferring that its huge even as a semi lob on.

Usages

1. To infer the size of your penis
2. To infer you manliness
3. To remark that were unphased by a situation

1. Yes laydees, and thats not even tense
2. *Flexes Guns* Oooooh not even tense
3. *Knocks a man out with a single punch* Not even tense

by Perples January 18, 2007

Tinsel Tits

To be in a festive mood and bring out your tinsel tits.

Wow, have you seen Tia's decorations?! This season she has surely embraced her inner Tinsel Tits.

by alfjak July 13, 2016

Tunsel

Someone who "sucks up" but not in a blatant way. Not a total tool, but leaning towards it.

Haha, i cant believe he gave you his lunch so willingly, such a tunsel.

by Willyvilly July 23, 2007

tinsel fanny

During the chistmas season, pets and small children eat the shiny long strips of tinsel people used to decorate with, and pass them partially, leaving a series of strung festive turds connected to the anus,which must be pulled out by Mom when concerning kids, and by Dad when it's the doggy. This happened more often than not in the '70s; more of a rare occurrence nowadays, as tinsel isn't so popular.

Oh, look hunn, someone's got tinsel fanny! If it came out already, I guess she'll be fine.

by HughJerrDann January 4, 2011

Dirty Tessely

Dirty Tessely is when you make a drawing with your partners cum

~Example dirty tessely~

Boy: “what are you doing with my cum?”
Girl: *shows drawing*
“I did a dirty Tessely on the bed baby;)
Boy: “I really love how you painted the cat there I love it when you do the dirty Tessely”

by Youra Yun-Jae January 24, 2021

tinsel

a person who is flashy but worthless, similar to what a tool is.

Derrick thinks he is a pimp, but he's really a tinsel.

by Verum September 4, 2008