le monk de tempal

Le monk de tempal is a religious group of people that warship an elf that lives on the dark side of the moon, these people also warship fictional characters and call them "profits and saints" they have rules and strict guide lines you must meet to join

they warship Minecraft,Roblox, little nightmares,she-ra,camp camp and much more
(I made it lol)

Le monk de tempal told me to "be gay do crimes"

by life=pain July 12, 2021

Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.

NOT USEFUL AT ALL

Bill: do you think my having my old things is useful?
Sam: Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Bill: umm ok?

by Biggest_Hamilton_Fan October 22, 2020

Who lit the fuse on your tampon

A reaction to observing femenine rage

Wow honey, who lit the fuse on your tampon?

by Shane Frost August 26, 2009

tampon

A compacted tubular-shaped piece of cotton with a plastic applicator that women and emo boys insert into their vaginas when they're having their period.

The XhardxcoreX emo boy shoved a heavy flow tampon up his ass before going to school.

by bryan18 September 5, 2005

Tampon

Kryptonite for male species, especially when asked to purchase said item.

Please!! No!! Anything but the tampon!!

by Kyle November 2, 2003

Tampon tramping

When a female is away from home and unexpectedly starts her period and thus doesn’t have a tampon on her person - Tampon tramping will involve the aforementioned female searching through the used tampon bin in a public toilet to find a lightly soiled one to use until she gets home or buys a fresh one.

Girl 1 -‘Are you ok Jade?’
Girl 2 -‘Yeah sure, I’ve just come on the on blob and had no tampons, so I’ve been tampon tramping in the pub toilet

by Chopper.Mk.52 December 31, 2017

trumpist in a teapot

Disparaging term for a blowhard whose hate speech and ignorant ideas are celebrated as a big deal in that tiny, odd world, the MAGA infomercial.

We invited him so that we could expose him as the trumpist in a teapot he truly is.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 20, 2019