teige

Early morning sexual encounter with a co-worker.

Can range from hardcore spank my ass sex on your bosses desk to copping the opportunistic feel of your desk mates ass while they are bent over under their desk plugging in their coffee warmer.

"While Harv was bent over under his desk this morning plugging in his new USB device, I walked right up and grabbed me a handful of teige! Yeah baby!"

by The Original Pez April 14, 2008

Tudge

verb (considered vulgar in some circles, notably around women)
Complex, relatively recently coined term, used to describe the act of paying "hush" money then disappearing from public view, whilst supposedly simultaneously occupying a high public office.

"Where's that minister these days?"
"Oh he tudged off, hasn't been seen since the cheque was cut"

by anonymous May 5, 2022

Worn out todger

When a man has had a large amount of children to the point his todger has likely worn out.

Wow Feodor Vassilyev must have a worn out todger!

by Cheez 🧀 February 20, 2021

Tadger Badger

A person who frequently gives blowjobs, snuffling around a guy's cock like a badger snuffling for truffles.

"I seen Becca at the bar last night." - person 1

"Did she go home with anyone?" - person 2

"Yea, two guys." - person 1

"She is such a tadger badger." - person 2

by Joe587 February 10, 2008

Teage

Some sexy English guy everyone wants to date

oh dang, is that Teage? damn he thicc!

by 69slaya November 18, 2020

tadge

getting a hand job in a cinema on the first date

He got tadged last night at South Bank

by dc92gottadged February 28, 2009

Teden

Very retarded person who likes boys and dates a ratcoon. They get very sweaty, and have huge lips. Dont have friends and likes big cock! Basically all i am saying is that a TEDEN is a big loser, or in other words... SWEATY TEDDY!

Person 1: Damn you see TEDEN last night?

Person 2: yeah, i did, he was very sweaty and ready for some blow blow from mrs. teddy. He looked like a damn nig nog in a half.
Person 1: True, true. He needs a damn penis because he has no life.

by John Dinglebarry October 15, 2009