Technoblade

Best PvPer in Minecraft. Prove me wrong!

“Who’s Technoblade Y/n?”
“Oh only the BEST PvPer in Minecraft!”

by Stormy_R November 9, 2021

Technoblade

a minecraft pig youtube guy who inspired a whole generation and made us all laugh, literally while he was actively drop kicking orphans ingame. Sun Tzu would be proud. The spirit of the blood god shall never die.

"Having abolished all governments of men, I have ascended to heaven to take on the Kingdom of God." - Technoblade

I'll never understand how Technoblade won 1,800 games of bedwars in a row

by BrawlS July 8, 2022

Technoblade

Hottest human in existence

Jeniffer: "Damn, I really wanna hop on that Technoblade boy. His Minecraft gameplay turns me on so much"

by BigTittyChick February 21, 2021

Technoblade

The greasy sweaty tryhard greasy nerd king pig who said Dream, the best mc player, sucks and he’s faking his manhunts and also said he was homeless in his mc server.

Dream: Technoblade sucks!
Drista (Dream’s sis) : HES SO HANDSOME!!!
Dream: STAB HIM WITH A FORK!

by xNinja Mocked Dream March 7, 2022

Technoblade

Someone who is in a relationship with Jake, romantic, platonic or otherwise.

B: Are you Technoblade?
Technoblade: i kiss men

by NotJAKENOTJAKE February 28, 2022

Technoblade

A minecraft youtuber that ninja played with. Honestly I don't like him. My cousin made me write this because he is a huge fan of technoblade.

Technoblade is doodoo at Fortnite.
Technoblade is not good at Fortnite.
Technoblade is bad at Fortnite.

Technoblade is terrible at Fortnite.
Technoblade sucks at Fortnite.
Technoblade is a noob at Fortnite.

by GrandElFranoTheMysterious May 18, 2020

Technoblade

unfunny fuck

Technoblade is unfunny

by GayPersonWithNoLife June 30, 2022