Teapotting

An act where a male rests his testicles on the closed eyes of his partner (male or female) and proceeds to lean forward and urinate into his partner's open mouth. Best if performed on a hot, sweaty day.

Much like enjoying a rocking chair whilst sipping a crisp mojito, teapotting can serve as quite the refreshing summer activity.

by Master of Teapotting April 22, 2009

German Teaparty

A large group sexual activity, in which one unlucky female is the victim of vigorous, rough, sweaty double penetration; which usually ends in a facial.

John: Yo man you see that German Teaparty video?
Frank: Yeah bro, that was awesome! she took all 4 loads in the mouth!

by JoePescimofo August 13, 2009

[teapotish]

to be gay, for a male to act feminine,you know.. teapotish

Hey, look at Tom, he's acting teapotish!

by jophes October 14, 2008

teapow

awesome people see bad guys and punch them for money and ice cream

An awesome girl named teagan saw a criminal and teapowed him

by santagal December 14, 2010

teaprivation

A state of feeling deprived of tea.

It's finals week and I'm so stressed. I could really use a cup of tea, but we ran out. I'm experiencing teaprivation!

by lemontea873 December 16, 2011

teapotting

When a baby screams at a high pitch tone, like a teapot whistling. Slowly increasing volume and pitch.

As soon as I took the toy away, she started teapotting, so I gave it back.

by themrs06 October 19, 2014

Teapot tease

A sexy as fuck mating ritual usually performed by a male in order to induce sexual arousal in a female. Strongly resembles a teapot.

His hot tempting teapot tease turned her on even more by the second...

by teapot1 May 19, 2016