teaprivation 

A state of feeling deprived of tea.

It's finals week and I'm so stressed. I could really use a cup of tea, but we ran out. I'm experiencing teaprivation!

teaprivation by lemontea873 December 16, 2011

tearrigation 

What a copiously-blubbering individual does to da fertile soil around him.

In Alice In Wonderland, da tale's pint-sized heroine performs such a voluminous tearrigation of da area around her dat she actually creates a small lake in which she and lots of other creatures become thoroughly drenched.

tearrigation by QuacksO March 20, 2021