TALOS

Acronym for talks a lot of shit. A person that tries to impress others by spewing verbal diarrhea using business buzz words

Did anyone understand what TALOS was saying in the meeting today?

by Wiggly Worms September 19, 2018

tallon zek times

An internet forum for the dregs of everquest mmorpg server Tallon Zek to circle jerk each other and ban anyone who makes fun of them for being pretenscious wannabe funny people who will never have lives. The worlds ugliest female, Tesia, resides here.

Lolz , i just banned Bick from tallon zek times for making fun of tesia.

by Reznorr Gnomtek December 26, 2003

Tadoots Tadoots

This term is used when showing the outcome of a calculation or an action.

You add 2 to 4 and "tadoots tadoots" you get six.

We slept together and "tadoots tadoots" she's pregnant.

by mcnippers March 19, 2011

Tabookie

This happens when going to the toilet to do a number 2. While excreting the poo, a constant push with out a pause or hesitation, the poo it hits the water before it snaps off your anus. Thus creating a unique bond from Anus-Poo-Porcelain!

Guy 1: "Hey dude, come check this out! Look how long my shit is... "
Guy 2: "That's fucken long man... That's a Tabookie!"

by Flangelo86 April 29, 2015

Bitch Talons

What a guy/girl(mostly girl)uses on the people around them. Usually involves backhanded compliments and shooting people down when they are trying to apologize so the said person can go on a self-righteous power trip. In general ripping people apart just cuz they can.

LaFawnduh: God the idiots I talk to make you look like a genius.

Tyrone: That was backhanded, your Bitch Talons must be itching for prey tonight.

LaFawnduh: Hells Nah. They just come with my pms symptoms: crampings, cravings, and talons.

by IzzieY January 1, 2008

talons

When you're having rear penetration with a woman and you put your elbows over her shoulders and dig in like a couple of talons. You know you've done a good job when when the back of her shoulders are red.

Man if I fuck that girl tonight doggy style I'm gonna totally giver her the talons.

by sdavis January 25, 2008

Talon

HOMEWRECKER ! stud who is able to cum 8 times in a few hours. looks extreamly sexy in nothing but a cowboy hat and boots. likes to dance and pretend to be a woman. with his sidekick "Razor" at hit side, he can plow through women as fast as a native can make moccasins.

Talons tend to be big booty bitches.

by pancaketaljonkley August 25, 2011