take a dump

1. To defacate
2. To have a bowel movement, usually a large one, as a dump is symbolic of large quantities

1. "Oh hey, before we go on our road trip to Oklahoma, I should take a dump." Friend says, "Yeah, there aren't any toilets in the country."

Or

2. "Oh man, why did I eat all of that Mexican food? I'm gonna have to take a huge dump, I'll be back in a week." Friend proceeds to hang a radioactive sign over the bathroom door for the next 30 years.

by khaan111 June 20, 2009

Take it in the ass

1) To express disappointment
2) Slang expression for an unfair/unfortunate event

1) Jeremy took it in the ass on that.
2) Paul took it in the ass when he invested in Worldcom stock

by BIATCH551 March 15, 2005

Shit take

When someone has a shity opinion or view of something

Shit take but go off.

by Urmomform561 November 17, 2021

Taking a Fart

When you go to take a poop and only a fart comes out.

Scott: Billy did you shit your pants in there or what?
Billy: No, I was only taking a fart.

by Jorge Dentino November 3, 2010

taking a shit

The act of defecating. Nothing to do with actual taking of feces.
Also, can be used to describe something that has almost become non-functioning or is poorly performing.
Not to be confused with giving a shit.

Joe is taking a shit.
or
The stock market is taking a shit today.
or
I got half way up that last hill and then my transmission started taking a shit.

by cagerat December 29, 2007

take it to the bank

Figurative: "What was said is the absolute truth and can be verified by a third party source." Comes from an obscure reference to cheques (or checks, if you're American), in that such is a guarantee that you can take the document to the bank and redeem it for its face value.

Note the pronoun 'it' can be varied accordingly.

"Mount Everest is the tallest geographical point on this planet, and you can take that to the bank."

by ke6isf October 25, 2003

Taking a Tyrone

Taking a Tyrone refers to when you have to take a really large shit and you pretend it's a large dicked black man named Tyrone pulling his cock out of you as the turd slides out. This is considered heterosexual because you're only pretending that a large dicked black man named Tyrone is pulling his monster cock out you instead of it this act actually taking place.

The really large shit that I just took felt like a large dicked black man named Tyrone pulling his meat out of me. I wish that every shit I took, felt like I was taking a Tyrone!

by iyaoyasao2 December 24, 2010