Tom is a kind and funny guy who shows that he loves to play shoe tag with the muppets at lunch, however, inside he does not feel like playing shoe tag... In fact, he believes that shoe tag is a fuck up of a game and a waste of time. Sitting on a 'no thot zone' bench most lunchtimes, Tom is the kind of guy you want to be. Tom does what he wants and no one can tell him what to do. Tom may or may not be a 'Fuffa' this is because you may find that your Tom is interested in kissing boys for fun sometimes, wearing dresses and having a pink toothbrush!!! The list could expand but I don't want to target any Tom in particular but instead, I want to aim this at all the Toms out there reading this right now. I hope they know for themselves that being named makes you an extraordinary guy. And having the courage to say to people "call me Tom' when your name is actually Thomas is just utterly respectable. This also links to the point that Tom always does what he wants and just doesn't give a fuck about the haters. Somersby's are a large part in his life and if you don't know what they are then you are truly a fuck up and a fake ass friend. Love ya TOMBAAAAA
Boy 1- "fuck there goes Tom shooting hoops from a weird angle again..... Why can't I be more like him :("
Girl 1- "holy shit! Did you see Toms hair when he runs?!"
Girl 2- "I know!!!! He looks like a living, breathing 21st century Jesus!!!!!"
Girl 1- "holy shit! Did you see Toms hair when he runs?!"
Girl 2- "I know!!!! He looks like a living, breathing 21st century Jesus!!!!!"
by shanfan69 May 27, 2019
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Often Tom's are pre-evolutions of humans however advanced orangutangs. They are often from the rare Nigerian Orangutang. They are originally washed by their elders then transferred to a refugee camp somewhere in Dunoon. It is here where their hair is dyed orange.
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Often Tom's are pre-evolutions of humans however advanced orangutangs. They are often from the rare Nigerian Orangutang. They are originally washed by their elders then transferred to a refugee camp somewhere in Dunoon. It is here where their hair is dyed orange.
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Get the Tom mug.The non-virgin who will shoot twitch thots with a 9MM glock without hesitation. He adopted Alinity's cats after shooting her cranium. About a week ago he became the winner of drunkenness and wants to do the dead. Proper gamer who needs someone to share English words to.
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