tortfeasor

1. One who commits a tortious act (a civil wrong).
2. A name law students call each other because they're dorks.
3. See www.tortfeasor.com

Steve: Hey Dan, how was your weekend?
Dan: Amazing, I got an A in Property Law.
Steve: You fucking tortfeasor.
<snorts of laughter>

by GreenMonter September 19, 2005

Tortillera

Spanish word that means homosexual woman (lesbian).

That manly woman looks like a tortillera to me.

by angel January 18, 2005

tortoise head

The name applied to poo that comes out just to say hello particularly in a manner that is unexpected and unwarranted. Ususally happens if you try holding it in for too long.

Damn, I have a tortoise head and I think its touching cloth. Think I better go snap one off before I shit my pants.

by Coinage August 20, 2006

Cock and Ball Torture

God's gift to humanity

Billy: What did you do yesterday?
John: Performed some Cock and Ball Torture, heaven on Earth!

by Skelly AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA December 4, 2019

Tortatious

When something someone did may be wrong, or wronging of others... Refer to "Torty"

Man, did you see Josh tyree going on about UK beating Louisville?! He was being soooooo Tortatious!

by Shawn D Dawg February 3, 2012

torture dance

Sequence from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (seen in the manga and the anime, too) in which the characters Narancia, Mista, and Fugo perform a dance while torturing Mr. Zucchero. Probably the best sequence of all Part 5 or of the entire series. Essentially, victorious but also umiliating dance done by three mafia guys against another one.

Narancia: He's headed for the 9th Circle of Hell, according to this name divination! *laughs in Italian*
*music from stereo plays torture dance*
Narancia: * dances *
Mista: * joins the dance *
Fugo: * joins the dance *
Zucchero: * suffers due to his eye torture *

by trisgreen July 23, 2019

tortuful

Torturing

School is tortuful

by Elonnole October 24, 2020