toffee bear

to nibble on a piece of toffee as if you were a bear

hey everyone let’s nibble on toffee bear and post a toffee butt

by numnumneyumner September 10, 2018

t off

to hit someone first to start a fight

"Just watch, he ain't gonna hit me,let him keep talkin' shit."
-Don't fight him man.
"I'm 'bout to t off on his ass first quarter!"

by Tugboats June 11, 2006

Toffee Nosed Twat

Often used by Liverpool Football Club supporters to describe Everton Football Club supporters. Everton are known as the toffees due to toffees being thrown into the crowd many years ago.

Have you heard that bitter toffee nosed twat?

I fucking hate andy gray the toffee nosed twat!

by Scouse Mouse October 14, 2009

Sticky toffee pudding

Where a man comes into a woman's belly button, then either he,- or another person who is involved in a threesome - sucks it out and swallows it.

Mate, after our light lunch i was still hungry so me, Shelly and Dave went back to my house and had a sticky toffee pudding

by bates789 March 31, 2009

morning toffee milkshake

whilst someone is sleeping leaving a tasty mixture of shit,piss and semen in their mouth so when they wake up they begin to choke and gargle causing the substance to be transformed into a milkshake.

she doesnt know it yet but tomorrow im going to make her a lovely morning toffee milkshake

by nebzors October 2, 2010

Coffee Toffee Twisted Frosty

an explosion of fireworks in your mouth, when the coffee and the toffee twist.

Holy FUCK my mouth just coffee toffeed when I ate that coffee toffee twisted frosty!

by toffeecoffee May 26, 2011

Toffee apple

When you smear sugar and syrup on your balls, and you teabag a chick - and then cum on her face

Dude, last night I gave this chick the biggest toffee apple ever!!

It can also be used as a insult:
- dude, shutup or I'm going to give you the worst toffee apple you have ever had!

by Kimikmoii August 17, 2011