Kalm yo tits

A facebook like page featuring a very popular large black women with snazy comebacks and awesome jokes.

Did you see kalm yo tits' status today? talk about a diary of a mad black woman.

by thunder-cunt July 2, 2011

T-rex tits

A woman whose breast have grown(or created) so large she is unable to use her arms well

"She's got some T-rex tits on her!"

Jennies T-Rex Tits prevented her from grabbing the glass of orange juice.

by CLBwashere June 18, 2006

TITSOON

A racially disparaging term for a black person...literally means "burnt end of the stick," or perhaps, a charcoal briquette. It may have something to do with the color, huh? This spelling is the phonetically-advantageous and more popularized version; however, the correct goombah spelling is "tizzun."
(SAME PRONUNCIATION)

Fuckin' titsoon stole 30 cartons of Newports, 115 Watermelons, 1,000 packets of multi-flavored Kool-Aid mix, 17 cases of Orange Crush, 122 bottles of Colt 45 Malt Liquor, a pallet of Banquet frozen fried chicken, and all the fuckin' spear ribs and collared greens the supermarket had in stock!

by weave November 22, 2003

Hard as Tits

Desciribes the hardness or fortitude of an object or person(makes you wonder who's tits they're feeling).

"Goddamnit! These fishsticks are hard as tits!"

by megaman and bass December 11, 2007

Epic Tits

Breasts so shapely and large on a beautiful girl. which when viewed by another female she instantly wants to play with them and suck on them.

Did you see Julie go from strait to bi in 3 seconds when she viewed Dani's EPIC TITS?

by rum1dragon November 19, 2007

TFiOS

TFiOS - "The Fault in Our Stars". This is a book by John Green that is supposed to come out January 10th, 2012. The name of the book was suggested by one of the nerdfighters, and is inspired by Shakespeare's "Julius Caesar": "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves, that we are underlings".

Have you pre-ordered TFiOS?

by Frenzicious July 28, 2011

Turtle Tits

Muscular man boobs. Shaped like the subtle roundess of that of a turtle.

Hey that dude is super lean and muscular, but now he has turtle tits!

by caustic88 March 17, 2011