Ted Cruz

A poop that is way too slimy, and takes unreasonable amounts of toilet paper to wipe away, while never feeling completely cleaned.

"Why have you been in the bathroom for 6 hours"
"Oh, man I just took a huge Ted Cruz. I've been sitting there trying to wipe it away."

by racmETrIUsErANCrAltiC August 6, 2016

Ted Cruz

The Zodiac Killer.

Ted Cruz is totally the Zodiac Killer.

by Rogers18 June 30, 2016

Ted Cruz

Another name for the Zodiac Killer.

10 percent of Floridians believed Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer-- and they're right.

by Bowmen_19 June 2, 2016

Ted Cruz

A normal 2016 republican

Man#1-Man ted Cruz is such a idiot why isn't he kicked out of the government ? Man#2-lol have you seen trump and spicer? Man#3-Man how this country has fallen.

by dvkjkfobnf May 8, 2017

Ted Cruz

The zodiac killer

Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer.

by philbobaggins August 3, 2016

juice-ted

the state of being completely inebriated or drunk, under the influence of juice.Being intoxicated to the point of blacking out or passing out

I got juice-ted last night and banged a dog.

by bootychatter December 27, 2007

ted the caver

Ted the caver is a fictional story written by a man named Ted.

Ted the caver's website consists of many journals kept by Ted who later recalls his events in the strange cave and talks about his feelings at that moment.

This story is meant to scare individuals.

Man 1: Did you read that Ted the caver story?
MAn 2: Yeah, it scared the shit out of me.

by Caver Boy December 4, 2007