A snuke, as defined in South Park episode 1104: The Snuke, is a nuclear weapon made to fit inside a woman's snatch. It can be remotely detonated. It may have the ability to attack when examined from too close.
We have just been informed that the first lady has been armed with a snuke! Evacuate her snatch immediately!
by Cleveland Rock April 11, 2007
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Get the shuker mug.example 1:
connor-"I really destroyed that bathroom"
kevin-"why what did you do?"
connor-"I shuked all over the place"
kevin-"holy shit that bathroom must be fucked up!"
connor-"yeah its destroyed."
example 2:
kevin-"I have to shuke man"
connor-"go sit in the bathtub"
kevin-"ok, thanks man"
connor-"I really destroyed that bathroom"
kevin-"why what did you do?"
connor-"I shuked all over the place"
kevin-"holy shit that bathroom must be fucked up!"
connor-"yeah its destroyed."
example 2:
kevin-"I have to shuke man"
connor-"go sit in the bathtub"
kevin-"ok, thanks man"
by big red bear 16 May 4, 2009
Get the shuke mug.To carry/hide something, usually in an illegal situation such as hiding contraband items when being taken into custody or smuggling them past initial inspection when being admitted to rehab.
Item being 'stuked' would be something useful or valuable to you in this situation such as drugs, money or cigarettes. It could however, be a sentimental item such as a photo or jewellery containing inscriptions or a locket with a photograph.
You could also stuke something like money from an armed robbery or even every day items that you didn't want someone in particular to find.
Item being 'stuked' would be something useful or valuable to you in this situation such as drugs, money or cigarettes. It could however, be a sentimental item such as a photo or jewellery containing inscriptions or a locket with a photograph.
You could also stuke something like money from an armed robbery or even every day items that you didn't want someone in particular to find.
ie: "have you got any stukies?" or "Where'd ya stuke that dope I got you to hold?" or "I stuked it in your pillow case".
1) As you're being taken to jail or holding cells, you quickly and subtley remove your jewellery, cash & drugs and place them into a container which you then stick up any orifice of your choice.
2) You spot your mistress's bra that she's left behind on your couch, just as you hear you're wife's car pull into the driveway, so you quickly stuke the bra behind the fridge where your wife won't see it.
1) As you're being taken to jail or holding cells, you quickly and subtley remove your jewellery, cash & drugs and place them into a container which you then stick up any orifice of your choice.
2) You spot your mistress's bra that she's left behind on your couch, just as you hear you're wife's car pull into the driveway, so you quickly stuke the bra behind the fridge where your wife won't see it.
by Aussie_slang February 20, 2008
Get the stuke mug.Snuke is a gift to Achaea from the god Clementius. In his words, "It's a smile that didn't quite make it. It's off just a bit; awkward; misaligned; essentially well meaning but somehow awry! It's been one of my little secrets for a long time now, and I want you all to have it." It's basically a mistyped smile. Look at a keyboard for futher clarification.
by Gautier Lapoule April 7, 2007
Get the snuke mug.1.) (n.) A deathly and horrifying means of desolating a residential area and/or city, a snuke is an artificial life-form that yields the same disastrous effects of the "Jersey Shore" character "Snookie."
2.) (v.) To defile in a trashy and classless way, characteristic of "Snookie."
2.) (v.) To defile in a trashy and classless way, characteristic of "Snookie."
Example 1:
News Reporter: "It is recently come to our notice that the U.S. of glorious A. has decided to drop a Snuke on North Korea."
Viewer 1: "Dude, I thought we were the good guys!."
Viewer 2: "I must say, I think I'll be rooting for North Korea in this one."
Example 2:
Dude: "So how was that party last night, bro?"
Bro: "I met this hot chick and we started getting busy... but then she snuked all over my piece."
News Reporter: "It is recently come to our notice that the U.S. of glorious A. has decided to drop a Snuke on North Korea."
Viewer 1: "Dude, I thought we were the good guys!."
Viewer 2: "I must say, I think I'll be rooting for North Korea in this one."
Example 2:
Dude: "So how was that party last night, bro?"
Bro: "I met this hot chick and we started getting busy... but then she snuked all over my piece."
by Benlvr January 10, 2011
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