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(Verb) -ed, -ing: An involuntary action which usually takes place following a night out of heavy tequila drinking or after a vulgar pick up line complimentary of a butterface or a double bagger. The action involves a small amount of stomach content/chunder to be projected into the mouth and subsequently swallowed immediately after.

In other words: A swallowed puke
Fugly old man: Hey sexy...wanna come to my pants party?
Girl: I think i just swuked
by bean.hub.queen July 31, 2009
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The act of swallowing your own vomit while in your mouth, after seeing or smelling something discusting.
Bro, that chick is so fat she made me swuke.
by crappy_bassest April 19, 2010
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