swoos

A fool who seems to blow every chance he's ever had with a female

Paul Canty is an incredible swoos for dropping the ball yet again.

by Dr. Philip Swoosenstein February 1, 2008

swoosh

To leave work either exactly when the buzzer sounds or a few minutes prior...like wind blowing throught he office without stopping.

Man#1 "Where's Marty?"
Man#2 "Well he's...."
*SWOOSH*
Man#1 "Did you feel something?"
Man#2 "Yeah, that was Marty hauling ass outta here."

by Hardly Workin' December 12, 2003

swoops

Swoops is a word to indicate the act of taking someone's seat, which can only be counter-acted by first saying, "No Swoops".

(Charlie gets up to get a beer) "Swoops, I got your chair biatch," says Eugene. "Damn, I forgot to call no swoops!" says Charlie.

by drakecake April 21, 2006

Swoon

A group of swan

"Look at that swoon of swan, Shelby"

by Nyoom! February 10, 2017

No Swoops!

A phrase called when trying to save a seat after getting up to go get something.

While sitting down a man decides, hey, I need a beer. He then gets up and before being fully erect says "No Swoops!" so no one can take his seat without getting a severe beating which must be taken with no resistance.

by riggitybizzang October 31, 2006

spoons

Spoons is a game where you and a couple of friends stop into a local fast food restaurant and grab a fist full of plastic spoons, then drive into the red light district.
Once your there, you throw the spoons at hookers from your car, and if you miss you have to get out of the car and pick it up.
Who ever is least beat up at the end of the game wins!

Billy asked john if he wanted to play a game of spoons.
John stared blankly at Billy, slightly dueling from the side of his mouth.
John hasn't been the same since the hooker punched him in the side of the head.

by KING BEAN September 7, 2005

swoops

a slang term for Bloods. OBviously, the word has ten billion other meanings.

Dem niggaz in da red tees wit red rags is swoops, blud.

by skrudge January 19, 2008