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Swole

To swell up your body in a confrontational manner. To step to someone while swelling your muscles, in an attempt to intimidate or scare.
"Don't swole up on me bro... This is for charity."
by Jcover May 18, 2014
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Swagless Steven

This is what you call a guy who exudes an extreme lack of confidence. Typically these people are extremely indecisive, especially when it comes to women, and constantly worry about crap that doesn't matter at the expense of their roommates or friends. Essentially they are the anti-swag.
Swagless Friend: "Hey man, Lindsey just sent me a text wanting to hang out tonight. What should I send back?

Cool Guy: "I don't know, if you want to hang out with her tell her to come over. Stop being such a Swagless Steven."

or

Swagless Friend: "Do you think my shoes match this cool v-neck I just bought?"

Cool Guy: "How about you stop being such a Swagless Steven, and wear what the f*** you want?"
by therealdeal66 August 28, 2009
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swoller

swoller (v.):
1. To consume a beverage by way of drinking.
2. To engage in the act of swollering.

Other forms: swollered, swollering, did swoller
Can I have a swoller of that thar whiskey?
by Matt December 16, 2004
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Swole

To be big, with large muscles.

Usually one gets 'Swole' or 'Swole Up' while in prison because of excessive lifting weights.

In Texas usually pronounced Shwole.
'oooooooooooie that nuckka is SWOLE!!!!!!'
by Dont-Be-Skurrd June 12, 2004
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Daddy Swole

To be muscular to show masculinity demonstrating the role of the alpha male, the boss, or the father figure.
Jeff-"Hey Owen! Lets go to the gym! You trying to get daddy swole?"

Owen - "Yeah lets roll."
by Odizzfoshizz March 22, 2010
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Swollen Tip

When someone gradually increases the size of the hole in their penis, usually by using small objects, then increasing to something with about an inch of diameter. It is just like gauging your ears, but with the tip of your penis. There are some videos of it online. Check out Www.SwollenTip.Com.
Bill: You know how Joe has that swollen tip?
Spencer: Yeah!
Bill: I heard his load poured all out over Stephanie's head!!!
Spencer: His tip must be REAAAAAAALL SWOLLEN!
by David Y. April 3, 2007
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Swoler Bear

Holy shit thats guys a fucking Swoler Bear!!
by Blahblahbuttholes May 26, 2011
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