Switching Thumbs

The figurative act of sucking one thumb while the other is in your asshole, then reversing or "switching" their places, over and over and again.

Used to describe a lazy person, doing nothing all day.

Grandpa Joe: Now listen here Jimmy, we gotta have them cows milked and that fence painted by suppertime. So don't be settin' around all day switching thumbs.

Jimmy: Yes, sir.

by Hilda's Grand October 31, 2011

packet switching

when the man first inserts his penis into the vagina and then quickly removes and plunges it into the anus. The motion is repeated fiercely.

After a stunning performance of packet switching, Tom was completely exhausted and messy.

by disestablishmentarianism November 10, 2008

switchbitch

A wishy-washy complicated man that can't make up his mind and switches from one decision to another.

Woman1:First he acts like a grown man, then he acts like he doesn't know what he wants.
Woman2: Yeah, he's a switchbitch for sure.

by ughbutter March 18, 2009

one-two-switcharoo

The act of performing oral sex on someone, but then switching places with another individual who is at the time making out with that same person.

When michelle was in highschool she once participated in a one-two-switcharoo with a friend.

by Jamison H January 8, 2008

Irish Switchblade

A broken beer bottle; usually used for self-defense in a bar fight, or as a deadly weapon in a rumble and/or your standard bumfight.

Two-Bit Matthew's weapon of choice when a gaggle of Socs roll up on him, Pony Boy, and Johnny at the Drive-In.

I got into an argument with this guy down at the pub last night, and he cut the shit out of me with an Irish Switchblade.

by Detroit Steve March 13, 2012

switching buses

When one male genitalia is trusted into another male genitalia after months of stretching the inside of the penis.

man: "o gosh, I stayed up all night switching buses with Fred!"

by PEZ man5 May 1, 2011

Switchboarding

The act of going from a straight pegging, to an ass to mouth. The victim is first pegged, then without warning, the didlo is pulled from the butt, the person is spun around, and the dildo is then jammed into their mouth.

Bill, why is your mouth all red and raw? The wife and I went out last night and had a few drinks. She got a bit wild and a switchboarding ensued.

by Jmc1971 CM75 September 4, 2018