Nut Swinging

A person, normally male, who proceeds to set up a drag race against another individual with their friends vehicle. When in fact, they themselves are incompetent of building, and/or driving a race car themselves.

I want to race, but Stevie keeps nut swinging off of Aaron and his car...it's pathetic.

by Theman1989 April 2, 2011

How 'they swinging?

Way of asking someone how they are.Usually between two males as it is a reference to their genitalia.Although could be used on a woman with a nice set.Similar to "hows it hanging?" and the ever popular "how are your testicles today?"

John: Hey Pete how 'they swinging?
Pete: Ahh you know yourself fairly low and to the left

by Dr.Benway February 28, 2009

swiming

Swiming, /schwī'mɪ̈ng/,(goblin): a ritual water sport engaged in by the goblin race approximately 30,000 years ago during the Mattonian age. Every winter, participants were pitted against one another in a contest of bravery. archaeologists can only speculate from ancient translations of stone tablets that the maturity rite began with an affirmation of fertility, known as the "clasping of hands". after the clasping of hands the goblins seek out a wet dark environment, like an aquatic cave, under a bridge or waterfall. the rest of the ritual is shrouded in esoteric knowledge and secrecy. it appears a main element of the mythology centered around grunt beetle larvae. grunt beetles lie hibernating in logs during the winter, and so their aphrodisiac secretions remain acutely potent in their glands. unfortunately not much is known about the actual competition except that it appears the grunt beetle larvae were massaged into the gonads of one's rival. it's unclear how victory was declared and defeat was recognized, but everyone leaves the cave a winner

After the last time we went swiming, we all agreed to never mention it again

by Dr. Theocratus Humboldton January 23, 2013

Swinging Ass

Making an illegal U Turn in the middle of a busy intersection. Especially prevalent in the SF Bay Area.

Woah, that person just swung ass and almost hit me.

Just another lyft driver swinging ass.

by Ass22 December 16, 2018

Swinging Scissors / Spinning Scissors

Swinging scissors can mean anything really

It means to go wild also can mean to mess up badly. Can be used to be bored. Can be phrased spinning scissors.

Means to be really mad.

Very old saying used by the older and younger generations

She went absolutely crazy wild last night she was Swinging scissors / Spinning scissors

He messed that project up he really swinging scissors on it.

They had nothing to do all day they were really "spinning scissors" .

Jesus he was fairly swinging scissors today.

by Al and Andy October 23, 2019

Spider Swinging

This is when you sit on another person's lap (facing them) and swing!

Example 1: Oh man, I saw those two chicks spider swinging and it totally turned me on!
Example 2: Spider swinging like yet another one of the funnest things ever!!!

by Hubert Ferdinand SovereignNeve June 8, 2011

Stop swinging

To tell someone to stop overly supporting or defending someone in some way, usually verbal; as in stop swinging off the person's dick; get off their dick.

He (a third person) is fake as hell.

He's a good guy.

You really need to Stop swinging.

by CinemaLover August 30, 2012