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Border swimmer

Jumbo: “God I love Puerto Rico! Home of the Border swimmers!!”
by THE GUACAMOLE NIGGA PENIS December 16, 2024
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I couldn't stop the swimmers

The simultaneously unfortunate and wonderful feeling that is premature ejaculation
Randy: And then I got in there and it felt soooo sweeet!!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!
by von groovy April 13, 2019
mugGet the I couldn't stop the swimmersmug.

Swimmer's ear

When a man is about to climax and ejaculates in his partner's ear
Last night he gave her swimmer's ear.
by Tannaredmaine August 2, 2024
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swimmer

a person who swims.
i used to be a swimmer
by swimmer jk January 19, 2019
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Back Swimmer

When you give back shots and there’s semen on their back.
Last week I finally got with Katie and gave her hella back swimmers.
by Libbydunn February 14, 2024
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Male swimmer

Friend- “Yooo is that a gay fish?”
Other friend- “nah that’s just a male swimmer
by PUSSYSLAYER_420_69 February 19, 2021
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Swimmers Blindfold

When your unsuspecting partner is sleeping next to you. You start masturbating then sneak into position, and you ejaculate across their eyes.
Steve said to Ashley "I am going to give you a swimmers blindfold."
by Heybabe380 December 31, 2023
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