Chimney Sweeper

To force-feed ones hairy ball sack into the vertically positioned and open bung-tunnel of a friend or foe.

John - "Ok Jane, it's time for the Chimney Sweeper!"

Jane - "What's that?"

John - "Bend over and I'll show you."

Jane - "No John, really? Quit playing games and tell me."

John - "Sorry Jane, you're right. The Chimney Sweeper is where you take off your sweatpants, lay on your back, then roll your knees back until they touch your shoulders. This way your butt hole opens up and stares straight at the clouds above. Then I'll hover over your puckered poo packer and plunge both of my not-so-recently shaven jizz tanks past the event horizon of your turd socket. Duh!?"

Jane - "Oh dear. Are you serious?"

John - "Yes Jane, yes I am"

by Extra Normal April 4, 2009

Skeeter Leg

The kind of joint somebody rolls when they are too cheap and stingy to roll a "fatty". So thin, the rolling paper makes up the bulk of said joint and resembles a mosquitos (skeeter) leg when finished.

Terry could roll twenty Skeeter Legs from the same bag of pot anybody else could get 5 from.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Grandma Sweater

A sweater without a hood that contains kittens playing with yarn, teddy bears, bird in the meadow, or puppies. Usually worn by your grandma or older women 60 years of age and old.

Check out that grandma sweater, that patchwork is extreme.

by JamJam24 October 8, 2010

Cousin Skeeter

a. An old show that used to be commonly found on the popular children's channel "Nickelodeon". Now... not so much.

b. that cousin that you always catch whacking off in his bedroom.

C'MON SKEET WE GOTTA GO TO THE RECORD STUDIO

oh john, you're just a skeeter

by tsb May 13, 2005

Santorum Sweater Vest

After two men have unprotected anal sex, they wipe the frothy mixture of semen and fecal matter on a third man's chest hair.

Rick volunteered to wear the Santorum Sweater Vest after the night's rigorous gay orgy.

by SpoogeyMcSpoogerton January 11, 2012

sweater hounds

A pair of big natural supple breasts, extremely noticeable even when wearing a sweater.

Holy Jesus!, take a look at those sweater hounds!

by mantis toboggan January 15, 2016

Gel Sweater

A gel sweater is a thick layer of fat that keeps its obese wearer warmer than a skinny person. A person who is overweight may get hot very easily because they have their own "gel sweater."

Man, aren't you freezing right now?
Not really, I've been working on my gel sweater all winter. It's keeping me nice and warm right now.

by chickenfoood December 7, 2010