Sneenis

The act of rolling up ones flaccid penis and tucking it against your balls to create the effect of a snail shell.

"Which way do you stick your dick down your trousers in the morning, the left leg or the right?"

"I just give myself a sneenis and get going."

by Oowoo_milord October 16, 2022

Sweedish Soup

Cut a cockhole in the bottom of a bowl. You plug it with your cock, and you put soup in there. You call it a sausage soup. But the sausage is your sausage.

Babe I have Sweedish Soup for you!

by souplovers October 18, 2023

Skeenis

A term used to describe a member of the friend group with the smallest, skinniest penis in the group, research shows to be more common in shorter men.

Dude did you hear about Connor? That midget has such a skeenis!

by RonaldWilkes April 21, 2024

sweedish lawnmower

A sexual act in which a man rips out a woman’s pubes out with his teeth as he vibrates his lips on her pussy lips

Hey bro I gave my girl a Sweedish lawnmower and she squirted everywhere

by Bummer753 June 6, 2024

Shweenis

Another word or nickname for men genitals.

Somebody: I have a big/small shweenis

Gynecologist: I can clearly see that

by Jdclif9c1 February 22, 2024

Skeenis

Skinny + penis. A common Newfie slang term.

"I haven't stopped thinking about the skeenis since I saw it."
"Oh, you're such a Connor Gray!"

by Newfie62castledrive January 23, 2025

Pulling a sweenie

When you think you’re having sex with a girl, but it’s a guy, and you do it anyways.

Damn that chick has a huge dick. I guess pulling a sweenie and fucking her anyways is what i gotta do!

by Cuck69420 June 22, 2020