Swedish cuddle

An embrace in which one person reaches around and inserts a thumb into the others anus.

Sally and Matt were spooning when she lent in and hit him with a Swedish cuddle.

by bigredmatt May 16, 2015

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swedish doorknob

When a man takes his flaccid penis and puts it a gagged earlobe, (male or female) and uses it as a makeshift cock ring. Then, when about to climax, place the tip into the middle of the clavicle. The spunk then drizzles down off the clavicle and on to the chest; leaving the nipples to look like a decoratively painted doorknob.

When I was with Skater Sam, we went back to my place and I gave em a Swedish doorknob. The design that came out was funky as fuck.

by Demon fist January 17, 2017

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Swedish Stallion

A nickname for the Dutchman Thijs The Retard.

Hey have you seen that Swedish Stallions Giant hooves

by SwedeStallyxo June 11, 2018

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Swedish Postcard

The act of taking a dump in a box and mailing it to your boss or another important person.

Joe: “I am so mad at my boss!”
Bob: “Man, you should send that bitch a Swedish Postcard!”

by DirtyD07 March 6, 2019

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Swedish Basketball

A act of gay sex in which a man takes the scrotum of another man from behind, and runs his tongue up the taint towards the testicles and ties them with rubber bands. Then proceeds to shove the second mans testicles into his ass and is held until the recipient can push them out

I couldn’t remember anything from last night, but rob sent me a video of us playing Swedish Basketball so it couldn’t have been too good

by CoomSlayer6969 September 30, 2021

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