Shumming

The act of ejaculating and shitting simultaneously, in order to stimulate the prostate and achieve maximum projectile velocity of cum.

Bro 1: I was shumming so hard while my parents were getting groceries yesterday.
Bro 2: Bro my parents are always home i can never shum in peace.

by Dottman May 27, 2025

somming

its the inverse of rizzing

just dont somm.. be cool with her

'you are the love of my life', he sommed

you were all up somming bro

by guywhosomms July 21, 2025

Shumming

The act of shitting and cumming at the same time. (V.) (shummed, shum)

I was perched on top the toilet seat and I couldn’t handle how hot the girl I just fuck was, that I shummed myself.

I saw that hot girl I fucked last night and kept denying how I felt for her. All that anxiety and guilt had me shumming.

by The shummoner September 1, 2025

reverse-slumming

Hanging out in an enclave of the rich when you yourself live in or are staying in a distinctly more modest neighborhood.

While visiting a friend in San Diego who lives on Ladrillo St., I spent an afternoon walking the streets and bluffs of La Jolla. When I asked my friend to drop me off on his way to work, I said, "I'm going to go reverse-slumming in La Jolla."

by Paula K August 26, 2007

uncle samming

A super dirty sex move.

"Were you just figuratively Uncle Samming me?"
"Yes I was...finger pointing and everything."

by justcallmewebster March 18, 2014

Save scumming

The only way to get good loot in Starfield.

Save scumming is the only way to find gear that’s useable in Starfield.

by Helostlol April 25, 2024

Spum/Spumming

The phenomenon of "spum" can be best explained as the action of turning oneself (or by the manipulation of another) at a speed in which centripetal force is sufficient to force the expulsion of reproductive fluid from the body in a way that simulates orgasm. suffice it to say it's a combination of the words "spin" and "cum".

"After a long had day, what better way to wind down than to spum until I pass out."

"I'm going to be spumming for a couple hours babe don't come into my room."

Spum/Spumming.

by Big spum Ltd. July 2, 2024