substidude

Any comparably-likeable/handsome/capable male who temporarily "fills in" for the "usual" dude who would ordinarily accompany a girl on a stroll or dinner-date (extra points for the chick if she reciprocates --- sending her sister or cute cousin in her place on occasions where she unexpectedly has to stay home to help her family and therefore would otherwise have to sorrowfully cancel the date with her heart-throb), hang out with one or more other guys and/or assist them with a repair/construction project, etc., but then is abruptly called away on important business and thus is unable to be present himself on that occasion.

Being a substidude is not necessarily such a bad thing --- not only do you get to help out your buddies in times of need, but you also get to meet all of the interesting/pleasant/attractive people whom the guys you're "filling in" for were originally going to spend time with, and so you have a chance to broaden your networking horizons and acquire new friends... many a lifetime/long-term friendship has begun in this way, where Person A offered to "sub" for Person B who was unable to keep a previously-arranged appointment with Person C, and then Person A and Person C became good friends, as well... nuthin' screams "nice considerate person who might make a good friend to me" than someone who willingly steps in to assist during a time of need.

by QuacksO September 25, 2017

Subsizzle

The cooler way of saying subscribe

Guy 1- hey go check out my channel

Guy 2- yea for sure and lemme guess, you want me to subsizzle?

by Lovely flower girl May 12, 2019

Subskriver

A person who loves, stalks amd support josephine skriver at all costs.

I really love josephine skriver. Guess I'm a subskriver.

by Hasti81 August 27, 2019

Substinence

A bed fully made of Male Semen. It may takes up to 5 years to create.

I ran home just to get some rest in my substinence.

by NxtgenCR7 May 29, 2020

Substitute Sugar Daddy

A male or "daddy" who pays for most, if not all the aspects of a date, but does not expand expenses into the home life of the individual such as how a "Sugar Daddy" would.

I can't always afford the clothes I want so I ask my Substitute Sugar Daddy to buy me them while we're out.

by MizzMachine July 23, 2020

Subsiding

verb (used without object), sub·sid·ed, sub·sid·ing. to sink to a low or lower level. to become quiet, less active, or less violent.

The laughter subsided. The laughter was subsiding.

by SandersonA150 September 16, 2020

substitutes assist

highly paid but permanent bench warming sport stars helping team mates in a similar position

Pepe was credited with a substitutes assist for özil... he wanked him off behind the bins

by spaz juice September 19, 2020