mary stuart

someone who forces another person to bend over and takes a piss in their butthole.

person 1: damn i got mary stuarted so hard last night my ass is all slippery

person 2: holy penis!

by blackkid12345678 March 5, 2009

Stuart Campbell

(a)Uk slang term for a homosexual.
(b) washed up hack journolist from a by gone era

Glyn has just come out of the closet. He's gone completely Stuart Campbell.

by Happy Tree Friend October 16, 2004

Stuart

Stuart’s are very chill and cool. They don’t see the difference between children and adults, and openly swear to kiddos.

Tom: Ya know, life’s a bitch
Student: Why are you being such a Stuart?

by tehrealjams May 30, 2019

Stumaker theory

Named for professor Stumaker, it was loosely termed as a theory by students though it lacked the appropriate peer review to deem it as one. It is the idea that one can infer if a woman has ever had an orgasm based solely on how comfortably she talks about sex.

Katie talks so much about sex. I'm sure she must have had an orgasm if the Stumaker theory is correct.

by Joey LaGalo June 6, 2005

stumanity

Stupid Humanity.
If you need more info than that - read the word again.

The casino owner Steve Wynn demonstrated stumanity when he poked a hole in the canvas of the Picasso painting he was trying to sell for $139,000,000.

by EveryMinuteJunglist October 18, 2006

Studaism

Studaism is a religion founded by Stuart Locke, widely regarded as one of the strangest people you will ever meet... Anywhere, although he disagrees with this because "he's sexy, not strange (much)". The name is a combination of the religion Judaism and his name Stubert or nickname Stuart.

Jimothy: What do you believe in Donald?
Donald: I believe in the Fungal King and the Gods of Studaism!

by Stuthulu September 8, 2011

stuart warren

A super sexy bloke how makes girls cum just by looking at them,stuart warrens typically have massive dicks and use them to tame their women, stuart warrens are highly aggressive and will attack any man who tries to steal their girl

Girl: Omg have you seen stuart warren he makes me want to cum so bad
Other girl: OMG same

by Steven benson September 30, 2015