stressin

getting all hyped up over stupid shit, or worrying about things you shouldnt be worrying about.

man, me and my girl just broke up, im hella stressin!

by killacal. September 14, 2009

Strasshole

An Arrogant, Pompous know-it-all that has a different opinion then every other human being

Did you hear Strasshole the other day? He really grinds my gears.

by Ruckus440 February 27, 2018

stress relief partner

When you have a "friend" whom you call for immediately gratifying hot sex, but there are no strings attached. After a hot "work out" session, one or both partners will remark, "Oh God, I really needed that!!" Hot sex is excellent stress relief therapy, and to have a partner aware and in need of this scenario can be highly mutually satisfying.

Married woman to her therapist, "I am so glad my stress relief partner was available last night. I feel so good today!"

by mariebaby April 13, 2009

Stress Card

The SRESS CARD is a card issued to new Army trainees that they are to keep in their shirt pocket. Any time they feel that the mean Drill Sergeant is pushing them too hard, the trainee takes out the card, and must be given a break to collect themselves.

Four Drill Sergeants are screaming at Private Snookems because he forgot to bring his entrenching tool (again). Snookems is feeling a bit crowded, and can't take all this stress... those Drill Sergeants are just too mean. So he takes out his STRESS CARD and like magic, the pressure goes away.

Too bad he can't use a STESS CARD in combat, though.

by B 2/75 February 13, 2007

stress

shitty ass weed. also known as schwag

cali term i think.

I dont want this stress, it has fuckin seeds! Pass that hydro

by dank November 19, 2003

Strasser

Pronounced STRAW- SIR: The last name of a person who is incredibly good-looking, out going, hard working, gunslinging, musically gifted, adventurous, and all around fun.
If you happen to meet a Strasser it is your lucky day because there aren't many True Blue Strassers in the states.

Strassers have a reputation that precedes them anywhere, whether to the dentist or to college, and that reputation is a good thing. If you are a Strasser you know that it is a matter of pride to uphold the family name in every way shape or form. Strassers have two theme songs; "I'm a Strasser, yes i am" and "We're great but no one knows it"

I'm a strasser, yes i am. So if you want to study a strasser i'm a living specimen. Maybe you think i'm just like anybody else you meet, but take it from me, your sure to agree, we're different as can be. I'm a strasser, through and through, so if you want to study a strasser by the things i say and do remember i've learned to camp since i was two, there's nothing we can't whether! Strasser good looks come shining through, we're always found together! Maybe you'd like me to introduce one of my fabulous cousins to you, so you can be a strasser too!!

by gelli face August 22, 2010

teresa strasser

A witty, intelligent, pretty TV and Radio broadcast personality with a very nice nose. The rest of her isn't bad, either!

That girl is perfect. She's SO Teresa Strasser.

by sarodude November 10, 2007