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Sucks Straws

used to replace the term sucks balls, due to the fact that you will inevitably suck on more straws than balls in your life time.
Guy 1: Dude, I just failed my math test and got hit by a truck!
Guy 2: That sucks straws!

Girl 1: Last night Bobby's mom walked in on us and then tried

to kill me with her frying pan!

Girl 2: That really sucks some straws.
by OHHno June 21, 2010
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Scramster

A subculture completely based on the skill and art of running from police.

A Mixture of a Gangsta, Hipster and Skater.
Your a Scramster? Fuck yeah.
by Rakk October 28, 2007
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Strampitheater

Term to describe the newly developed museum entrance feature comprised of a stairway + ADA/stroller ramp + amphitheater.

The term was coined during the planning and development of a multi-acre outdoor expansion of the Natural History Museum of Los Angeles County. The Strampitheater allows visitors to make the 9' elevation transition between the street level and the lower entrance of the Museum without the need for a special ADA ramp and serves as a performance venue with a seating capacity accommodating approximately 600.
The Strampitheater at the Natural History Museum of Los Angeles County epitomizes the concept of Universal Design.
by Cordell Corporation July 11, 2010
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straisted

a gay man who makes out with women when he's drunk
Every time Chris gets straisted on Red Bull and vodka, he starts making out with girls even though his boyfriend is sitting next to him.
by partytrap November 30, 2010
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Stromsoe

word for a pickled herring, originating from the Norwegian village of Tromsoe.
god i'm starving, pass me the stromsoe
by Skeet mcgeet January 10, 2012
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Streamspoiling

An act committed by those viewing a sporting event live or on broadcast TV, whereby texts or tweets announce key events (such as scores, turnovers, or big defensive plays) before they happen on live streaming (because streaming is several seconds delayed behind real time or broadcast TV). Thus our broadcast TV friends ruin the sports viewing experience for those of us online by giving away the outcomes before we see them happen.
(Bob, watching the game on his phone): It's 3rd and goal from the 17. Crowd is going wild...
(Jim, via twitter): TOUCHDOWN!!!
(Bob): Aw god damn it, Jim is watching this on TV and streamspoiling this shit for me....
by RATTnroll November 16, 2019
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stramer

A labour saving device. Named after Sir Kier Stramer.

Came into being in 2020 after the apocalyptic failure of the uk labour party in the 2019 elections
To "stramer" , make your life a whole load better by getting rid of baggage
by outback dingoes April 7, 2020
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