snootchie bootchies

a consumable item, such as a candy bar, ammo, cameras, or marijuana. Liquid snootchies, any consumable liquid, most often alcholic. Digital snootchie, a digital camera.

Lets go get some snootchie bootchies.
She drank the liquid snootchie.
I gots naked digital snootchies of her!

by P.S. toonerlaue March 2, 2004

bump n scootch

the act of picking a pocket

GIve 'em the old bump n scootch

by Def Bommy May 5, 2003

Strotch

The female version of the "happy trail", lying directly between the stomach and beloved crotch. In most instances, it is viewed as an area of serenity and complete comfort, for it reminds most males of being wombified.

"Dexter gets to use drugs, not say goodbye to people, and then go lay in his hot sponsor's strotch all night. Maybe WE should do that!"--James David Sickels III

by lorddominus23 August 8, 2010

snootchies

A greeting extended by slackers and pot heads to one another. Abbreviated version of "snootchie bootchies".

Snootchies nigger, now where is the $5 you owe me?

by Mighty Whitey August 7, 2003

scootchmissle

verb- to move hastilly- to scootchmissle over

noun- a dick-head who's acting like a little bitch.

Dye's being a freakin scootchmissle, because they won't sanction Hybrid making their shit.

by Rory Phipps September 24, 2006

scootchie pootch

The act of scootching on one's pootch.

Larissa's dog went scootchie pootch on the carpet.

by BarbaraWearsPradaIsLame January 16, 2009

Snootching

This is the equivalent of "teabagging", except this is when a female does it to a male. She can also obviously do it to a female, if that's how she rolls.

Monica proceeded to sit on my face; when contact happened, I knew I had just been snootched.

Monica had just mastered the art of snootching.

by MDB311 July 18, 2009