toxic stool

Taking a shit with such a grossly offensive smell that it makes vomit on top of said shit making it smell like Barack Obama's undertit.

And walked into the bar's bathroom and there was some toxic stool on the floor.

by Barack Obama's milk December 25, 2014

Boomerang Stool

The stool that appears to be flushed down the toilet but then comes back up.

- You didn't flush the toilet man wtf ?
- It was a boomerang stool dude!

by rand() % person July 23, 2018

Gape Stool

When a person gapes another person's asshole and defecates into the gaped asshole while sitting on top of the person using the person as a stool.

Hey Karbo, I heard you were Toby's gape stool yesterday?

by ManWithNoSoul April 13, 2017

silver stool

When a man takes a dump on a older lady's mound of silvering pubic hair.

Roger surprised Ethel with a steamy silver stool when their sex life needed a boost...

by Loud X February 25, 2014

Stool Station

N- The colon, or anus.

I held her down and plunged out her stool station.

by Carlitothecoloredkid June 10, 2022

Groom of the Stool

The Groom of the Stool helped a king with toiletry, excrement, and other messy bodily functions. This was simultaneously one of the most repugnant and sought-after duties in the English royal castle. The Groom of the Stool was well-paid to keep the king's secrets. Although the duties were literally wiping shit off the king, the position was not considered a lowly one. The Groom of the Stool could pass secret messages to and from the king. One word from the Groom of the Stool was enough to change the fortunes of anyone in the royal court. He could act as a gatekeeper to grant access to the king in private.

H. R. Haldeman was chief of staff in the Nixon white house. He was a Groom of the Stool in that he kept Nixon's secrets and did some of his dirty work.

That chief of staff we hired last month is a real Groom of the Stool. He spends all his time cleaning up after the CEO and knows the secrets of every director. Never cross him or your ass is out the door.

by Ardias November 16, 2022

waterborne stool

A waterborne stool is a stool passed in a running stream, ones podex is facing downstream and the water gently eases the stool out leaving no messy post stool detrius, the stream acts as natures midwife

Look mom, whats that bobbing downstream ? "looks like a 'waterborne stool ' to me son "

by crispygillbone September 5, 2014