stolen cannoli

The stolen cannoli. It's when you roofie a dude, suck his dick, and spit into a specimen cup to check if he's the baby daddy.

Bro your sister totally stolen cannolied me at the bar last night.

by Prick wicke March 19, 2024

Stolen dopamine

(n.): The sudden loss of motivation and satisfaction that occurs when someone else asks you to complete a task you've been meaning to do, just as you're about to start it. This results in the loss of personal credit and a sense of accomplishment, as if the other person has taken away your opportunity to showcase your initiative and independence.

I’m so pissed at my wife. Just as I was about to unload the dishwasher on my own she asked if I can unload the dishwasher. Total stolen dopamine situation!

by Bashertcoaching March 28, 2024

Stolen Pride

Similar to Stealing Valor by impersonating a member of the armed service.

“My partner will be here any minute.”

“What?! You’re a straight man! That’s Stolen Pride!”

by Ship Name Creator101 June 4, 2024

Stolen

You know what stealing is Meg. You know what lies are Meg.

Hym "And you know it was stolen because you would be unhappy with the outcome if I was paid for it."

by Hym Iam March 18, 2025

Stolen load

When you are about to nut and someone runs in and steals it.

Damn boys I was just about to cum and my girl Becky’s brother Kevin ran in the bedroom and grabbed himself a stolen load.

by ChrisB2004 March 29, 2025

Stolen consolation

when a creep (e.g. news caster; Youtube producer) exploits someone else's tragedy without consent from the victim. Wholly for the sake of garnering attention, monetary gain, or gratification for themselves. Under the color of caring about the victim, and the tragedy.

Wow, that creep ham and cheesed it up like he was the one who lost his legs. It was total stolen consolation. He was making a Youtube video. He used someone else's tragedy to garner attention for himself while feigning concern. That poor man who lost his legs. He did not consent to be a prop for this creep's show. It was super gross, and I puked a little. It was so dramatic that I had to literally destroy my device. This tragedy exploitation porn I witnessed. It caused me to denounce the western world, and join a monastery.

by MessiahIAM April 28, 2025

Stooley

1. Someone who can’t fight so they stir the pot the call the authorities when they’re treated in kind.

2. Someone with poor hygiene, to the level of feculence (from “stool” meaning feces)

3. A pedophile to hang downrange

1. “It’s wild that the others found out the stooley was also a pedo; they shanked him into an unrecognizable state.

2. “Get that stooley out of here! The women are complaining about the smell”

3. “Sub-MOA groupings at 50 yards on a stooley; excellent shot!”

by Johnathan Weste December 3, 2025