shitty stick

an expression similar to not touching a person of the opposite sex 'with a 10ft barge pole'
a metaphorical stick describing the action of fighting off the advances of another person that is not phsyically attractive.

Drunk man: Hey man, that chick looks hot, go chat her up
Not so drunk man: Are you kidding me?! i wouldn't touch her with a shitty stick

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 25, 2004

Like shits on a stick

The phrase “like shits on a stick” is to be used when there is an awkward silence in a conversation.

*the convention ends*
*awkward silences*
Jim: like shits on a stick
Bob: *questions his existence*

by Fredricisthebest56 January 26, 2019

shitting my stick

It is another way of saying "are you kidding"

Wife: my water broke
Husband: "are you shitting my stick"

by Lizzzssss July 21, 2017

shitty stick

When you fuck a person in the ass, then take out your dick, and it has shit on it.

I took my penis out of krystal's anal, and it was covred in poo.

by Mike Lamberti October 28, 2004

shitty stick

shit on a stick u dumbass!!!

the hobo saw a shitty stick and decided to eat it!

by Lisa February 16, 2004

Shittl sticks

In a shitty situations

Ahh shittl sticks

by Someone that loves this person November 7, 2019

Shittl sticks

In a shitty situations

Ahh shittl sticks

by Someone that loves this person November 7, 2019