Stephenson

Stephenson is a prophet of the universe. He was sent to the mortal world to lead people into battle against the angels. He is unbeaten and has a striking resemblance to a young Matt Damon. Women hang off his dick, leaving a trail of poon in his wake. He was the cause of the 40 day flood mentioned in the bible. He always wins.

Stephenson Wins.

Guy 1: "Dude, that chick has had a smile on her face all day"
Guy 2: "She probably got with Stephenson"

by JasonBourne7 October 15, 2013

Stephen Fincher

1) An asshole Republican politician from Tennessee, who thinks it unconscionable to feed the poor, because the Federal government spends too much money.

2) An asshole Republican politician from Tennessee, who receives millions of dollars in Federal farm subsidy money.

Wow! Stephen Fincher receives millions in Federal farm subsidies, but doesn't think the Federal government should feed the poor! What a Stephen Fincher!

by Reverend Animal May 20, 2013

Stephen Sondheim

The greatest composer and lyricist ever to walk the great white way. He wrote the music to such masterpieces such as, Company, Sweeney Todd, into the woods, and Assassins. His music pulls your heartstrings and makes you feel the emotions the characters are feelings.

“Sure he is talented, but he is no Stephen Sondheim”

by Truerodentia December 2, 2019

Stephen hawking's wheelchair

A weird plant pot in your primary school that looks like a wheelchair. You sat on it on the last day of primary school. It was named Stephen hawking's wheelchair and a great experience for people who wanted to pretend they were Stephen hawking.

Stephen hawking's wheelchair is a sacred place.

by Steffochan15 March 7, 2020

Curious Stephen

A person who goes to a doctor, claiming to have a swollen gooch, in order to have an anal examination. Often confused about their sexuality, they use this medical procedure to recieve the anal gratification they crave.

Dr...This is the third time I've seen you this week.

Patient....but my gooch is swollen for real this time doctor, I swear

Dr...I'm starting to think you're a bit of a curious stephen

by Gemma111 January 31, 2021

Stephen

Stephen is a very special man. Very down to earth and definately thinks for himself. The best husband and dad anyone could ever ask for. Also probably the most intelligent man in the world. He will look out for anyone he loves and he has a big heart. He will also fight for them and put them before himself. Stephen is not a man you let slipped passed you. If you keep him in your life your golden!

Who's that amazing guy?
That's Stephen (:

by Jeremy Richardson November 22, 2011

Stephenville

a conglomeration of cowboys, crystal meth, and chlamydial infections. home of an off-brand aggie college. redeeming quality? badass nursing program at TSU.

what's that itch?

oh, i went to stephenville texas.

by redgumball23 May 26, 2015