Statistic

5 out of 7 statistics are made up

Person A: Dude, you KNOW 6/10 girls want me
Person B: Your statistic is LIES!

by Makin'Bacon March 7, 2009

Statist

Not a thing.

Something that doesn't exist.

A word that libertarians and anarcho-capitalists invented to conceal how stupid they are.

Rational Human: Here is a solution to a problem the world faces that doesn't involve collapsing society, descending into cannibalistic anarchy, and giving all our money to rich people so they can buy more cocaine.

Libertarian Andy: "Statist!"

by GL1980 July 28, 2019

statist

A new word in the healthcare debates that means to "make the insurance companies insure".

"I am glad Obamacare was approved by the Supreme Court."

"Oh, you are a STATIST".

by Chris0101 July 17, 2012

skateist

A member of the religion: skateism; one who believes in the power of thier skateboard.

Before you go pro I must first become a skatist.

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 30, 2003

Bureau of Labor Statistics

(US GOVERNMENT) bureau within the federal government of the United States; part of the Department of Labor. Measures unemployment, hours worked, hourly wages, inflation, productivity, and so on.

The Department of Labor was created as a result of the NLRA (1935), which gave workers the right to organize.

Yesterday the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) published its monthly report of hours worked. This revealed that, while employees are working more hours, unemployment has not declined and wages continue to decline.

by Abu Yahya July 15, 2010

stathis

is usually a used douche bag
or
a guy who acts like a used douche bag

where did my stathis go?
god damnit your such a stathis

by sydneykarinna December 21, 2008

stateist

An American who thinks his state is better than any other one.

God, those Massholes keep fucking up New Hampshire by buying all the lake property and driving like retards. I'm such a stateist.

by Aqua_Mann March 23, 2008