by Alex is pretty cool October 26, 2022

Guy 1: Man, last night was so embarrassing.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: My girl was going down on me and as soon as she tugged my dick I farted.
Guy 2: Damn, sounds like she was Starting the Lawnmower.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: My girl was going down on me and as soon as she tugged my dick I farted.
Guy 2: Damn, sounds like she was Starting the Lawnmower.
by Dalexley April 2, 2021

by booboobusdriver January 5, 2019

When an individual wakes up hungover from drinking the previous night, only to throw together a rum and coke, which is then chugged before the first beer of the day.
Yeah dude, the other day the weather was so nice that me and joey did a carne - start before heading to the lax game.
by Zeebro11 May 23, 2011

by Pig Bigshit October 2, 2023

In fantasy sports, the act of inserting a persistently unproductive player into one's line-up purely for the emotional catharsis of raging against that player's continued lack of production.
Corollary: "Hate starting" may include an irrational effort to sabotage the actual career of a player, via the determination that placing him in your fantasy line-up is itself causing the lack of production.
Corollary: "Hate starting" may include an irrational effort to sabotage the actual career of a player, via the determination that placing him in your fantasy line-up is itself causing the lack of production.
"Dwayne Bowe has been completely useless all season, but I'm hate starting him anyway. My fantasy team will burn to the ground with Dwayne Effing Bowe."
by Ghandito September 27, 2013

Dude I don't know how you can jerk off right after seeing your grandma
Just gotta give it a hard start man
Just gotta give it a hard start man
by Blaidd Du March 6, 2016
