Smargles

Adapted from the Harry Potter character Luna Lovegood’s nargles, a smargle is the addition of a smurf to the minx mix.

A snargle cheekily messes things around. A smargle leaves a trail of blue behind - usually during the consumption of blue food ie frosting, ice cream, candy. The result is an embarrassing layer of the food around your mouth, making it look like suspicious sexual activity has occurred with a smurf.

“Did you just give a Smurf a BJ?” Looking in the mirror, I saw the blue frosting surrounding my mouth with suspicious dots leading down my chin. F$@king smargles!

by Tainted romance March 27, 2019

Sharget

The act of shitting and farting in the middle of a Target store.

Guys, I took a sharget while my mom was paying for her groceries, will she find out?

by wrinkledkhakis June 15, 2019

shargle

The reflexive gargling-gag caused by the spraying of liquid shit to the back of the throat.

As she bent over, I looked deep into her big brown eye, and as the warm spray hit my open lips from two feet away, I began to ecstatically shargle.

by The Lone Nugget March 15, 2016

Stargazing

when you tell your mother that you and you and your friends are at the beach gazing at the stars when in fact, you are all making out with eachother. This usually only happens on birthdays. Cause thats the rule.

I told my mom that we were stargazing, but in fact, we were making out.

by Lauren and Kelsey December 31, 2005

sarging

to go sarging is to go around picking up girls.

last night i went sarging with Tom, i even sarged the 10 in the group by the bar.

by fcuk21 August 14, 2006

Snarggle

Drunk snuggling.

When the party was over, people went into their tents and snarggled.

by gwen2332 June 14, 2009

Stargaze

The act of watching someone's valuables when nature calls, such as when pulling an all-nighter at Starbucks.

Wow, I just can't hold it anymore, and you look like a respectable chap. Would you be willing to Stargaze my laptop while I hit the lav?

by Yugo Buoy July 11, 2014