Literal tape with staples in it. Does it make it better? According to the propaganda! (Staple Tape is not available in any stores and must be made by the user. Schools offer the supplies for free if the teachers aren’t looking.)
Person #1: My pants just ripped and scotch tape won’t hold them together. Do you have anything stronger?
Person #2: I’ll make some Staple Tape!
Person #1: Will it hold?
Person #2: Obviously, it’s Staple Tape!
Person #2: I’ll make some Staple Tape!
Person #1: Will it hold?
Person #2: Obviously, it’s Staple Tape!
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Delco at heart. My in laws were at a graduation party. The host had a bar full of snapple drinks. Not just the regular size, but the larger ones. One of the kids had one, did not finish it, and brought it home. Later the kid said that the hosts must have been rich. So, now we say snapple rich.
by Tdent465 June 23, 2022
Get the Snapple Rich mug.When someone hands you a large stack of paperwork to be copied, and doesn't tell you that there's stapled packets within the larger framework of unstapled paperwork, this is crypto-stapling. This, of course, causes the feeder to jam, make all sorts of loud noises, and make you look like a moron.
Damn it! Chuck gave me all these TPS reports, but there was a crypto-staple in there and it jammed the copier!
by Beetle482 April 25, 2008
Get the Crypto-Staple mug.When having sex with a woman who you know is a squirter, collect her glory juice in a Snapple bottle and then reuse it as lubricant with another partner.
I was able to get a bottle of Louisville Snapple the other day and now I don't have to worry about getting KY for the girl I'm banging tonight.
by Roobrocop July 7, 2014
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Get the blythe stapleton mug.When a female shaves her pubes and it grows back a few days later with spikey stubble resembling pine fur.
Me: “How did things go with that girl you took home last night?”
Friend: “Not good man, she had a pine stapler.”
Friend: “Not good man, she had a pine stapler.”
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