Oregon half-squatch

when a lady has a shaved vagina but hairy armpits

dang, Willow, nice Oregon half-squatch.

by willowplaystheage December 11, 2018

squanch

The squanch is the mascot of Tetazoo, a residence hall in East Campus of MIT. It was reportedly created out of a long ago acid trip that went right. It is roughly the shape of a coat hanger, and is always seen holding a single bent flower and a sign proclaiming 'Hackito Ergo Sum'

Person 1: What type of dog did James E. Tetazoo have?

Person 2: It's a squanch!

by MWMWM March 5, 2010

squachmo

A mini sasquach or Jermey Heiss

Squachmo (Jermey Heiss) smells like rank ass.

by Big C December 10, 2004

Squatchin'

Derived from 'sass-quatchin'
When someone is being unnecessarily sassy

"What's wrong with Bob?"
"I don't know but he's been squatchin' all day"

by BritNAZT February 27, 2014

squirch

A burp, passing gas and sneezing at the same time v.

That guy just squirched, and I've never seen, and heard anything like that before.

by Baamf May 12, 2014

squatchy

Pulling down one's pants to fart, particularly (but not limited to) farting on an open fire.

"I'm about to run squatchy on this fire."

"Steve got so drunk he squatchied on his girlfriend in bed."

by Scooteronomy January 11, 2012

Squanch

A fart so rare and terrifying that it deserves its own name. Often found in confined spaces where its victims can not escape its wrath.

My god, its the squanch. Break out the gas masks.

by thewickedone80 March 6, 2013