Sprinterfallmer

The new season weve adopted through global warming.

Fuck this stupid sprinterfallmer weather today! Lets go smoke crack indoors.

by TOMATO JONES123 November 6, 2018

Sprinter

Someone who moves through life quickly.

The girl would shoot first, then run second, or would cut first, then run second. She always acted tough, and preached a tough walk, but really she was a sprinter by nature.

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

dick sprinter

person who, while having intercourse, ejaculates around 2 minutes or under

maria divorced her husband because he was a dick sprinter

by rascist ass mother fucker July 7, 2012

kentucky log splinter

When you are giving someone a rim job and you put so much pressure on their butt that the defecate in the others mouth.

the night was amazing until she gave me a Kentucky Log Splinter

by Quarters December 19, 2016

Dr. Splinter

Dr. Splinter
(18-192 AD)

Successfully killed Big Schloot, Bigfoot's Brother, in 32 AD.

Dr. Splinter successfully killed Big Shloot.

by Unkl_Shvelven June 4, 2006

splinter

uk drum n bass producer

fuck me, it's dj splinter

by twisted individual April 10, 2005

splinter celling

verb; The act of behaving like a Splinter Cell.
This usually involves doing acrobatics such as split jumps, rolls, pole climbs, and others. It can also refer to someone who is "assassinating" a member of society.

Guy 1: Man, I was splinter celling down the hallway and I hurt my shoulder pretty bad.

OR

Guy 1: Hey, look at that guy splinter celling that priest over there.
Guy 2: Sucks to be them.

by Scott McG January 4, 2009