Bucocky Sprinkler

When you surprise a "friend" sitting on the couch by hiding in the near by closet with your male friends masturbating. once you and your friends reach they're peaks they run out and surprise them by "blowing they're loads" all over the unsuspecting victim on the couch creating a sprinkler effect.

I wanted to brake up with my girl friend so I had my friends from work pull a Bucocky Sprinkler on her.

by patsaggus June 14, 2011

Lead Sprinkler

noun:

A Medieval torture device used to pour hot liquids on the victims. This simple device had holes in it which could dispence boiling water, molten lead, etc.

The lead sprinkler caused much pain in it's day.

by Argonak April 12, 2008

Moaning Sprinkler

This happens when you try the lonely fountain and miss your mouth, accidentally cumming in your eye. So you run to the sink to wash it out, while still cumming with your dick swinging from side to side like a sprinkler, all the while moaning with pain.

Now I know why girls get so pissed when you cum in their eye. It hurts like hell. I was giving myself a lonely fountain, came in my eye instead, then sprained my toe running to the bathroom to wash it out, pulling a moaning sprinkler all the way there.

by Evil-Stevil December 2, 2010

tinkle sprinkle

The droplets of pee left on the toilet seat by a careless urinator, usually in girls' bathrooms.

Ew I'm not going in that stall there's tinkle sprinkle on the toilet.

by veegrizzle December 2, 2011

Briggsy Sprinkler System

Briggsy's ugly rotting cock is so full of holes that when he pisses he needs to lean over the bath but then still manages to flood the bathroom. It is said that it does come in useful when he holds his weekly golden shower parties.

I went to Homebase, but they didn't have any of the normal ones left, so I had to get a Briggsy Sprinkler System!

by Rubber Sheath September 20, 2008

dirty sprinkler

when someone who doesn't like sitting on public toilets so they hover above it and spray shit everywhere in the public washroom.

Man that bitch just did a dirty sprinkler every where in there so you can clean it.

by gnarkiller February 13, 2007

Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles

This is a combo made up of theStrawberry Shortcake mixed with a Dirty Sanchez and an Abe Lincoln. What you do: Shave off your pubes and keep them within arms reach. While having sex with a girl/guy from behind, you pull out and spit on their back. When they turn around, you but them in the nose so they start bleeding then you cum on their face. Then grab your pubes and throw your pubes on their face. You have just completed a "Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles".

Doctor: Ma'am, what happened to you?

Women: My love gave me a Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles for Valentines Day.

Doctor: ... that's hot.

by Jedi Magknights January 17, 2005