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cum spackle

Said in Flernglish: "Clurm Sparckle"

It is when a male cums on an ass and the cum dries up, thus causing a blockage.

It can be used on anything, and it is really handy to clog many things with.
Person A: "Dude, I should totally cum spackle on that bitch."

Person B: "No man, you know what Jlirmmy would say about that."
by Daviel May 6, 2008
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Sprackler

A tweeker, who spends countless hours performing mundane repetitive tasks such as cleaning, picking at their face, and never quite finishing anything except their bag of tweek
That Jessica is such a sprackler, did you know that she worked on the computer for 18 hours straight and it still doesn't work right?
by Chris Tollmeth April 18, 2004
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Spackle Butt

When you shart and it dries up and seals your cheeks together.
Man I really need to shower. I got total spackle butt going on right now.
by Watch-a-lay August 21, 2013
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spackle my crack

Ejaculation between cheeks as if spackiling a crack.
I spackled beckys crack like mustard on a hot dog.
Becky before: I want him to spackle my crack.
by Mike Bohnisch September 19, 2017
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Spackle Sucker Punch

When you Spackle but after pulling your pants up, you unexpectedly do the same thing, as the spackle would catch you off-guard with a sucker punch
Ron: Dude did I tell you what happened after we had Taco Bell?
Jeremy: Nah man, what happened?
Ron: I had to shit so bad and was in a hurry, so after I spackled, I got spackle sucker punched!
Jeremy: Oh man that sucks!
by GasMaskOverdrive November 30, 2017
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SprackedGackedGeeterThwact

"Spracked gacked geeter thwact" is a phrase many methamphetamine users use to describe their state and degree of being high. Each word comprises a separate component of the high regardless of the user's route of intake (eating, snorting, smoking or injection). Spracked describes the LARGE amount of methamphetamine ingested. The more methamphetamine taken increases the degree a person is spracked. Gacked describes how high the user feels in general overall. The larger the dose, the greater the feeling of being high. Geeter describes the exaggerated physical movements and repeated actions a user unconsciously performs when under the drug's influence. From teeth and jaw grinding to excessive blinking and flailing (exaggerated unpredictable arm movements). Again, the larger the dose, the more outrageous the physical manifestations. Lastly, thwact describes the degree of mental instability the user experiences while high. The larger the dose, the greater the paranoia, auditory and visual hallucinations, flight of ideas, pseudo psychotic breaks and even the creation of their very own language.
ABC did so much methamphetamine last night, he could have been the poster child for all tweekers. He was totally "SprackedGackedGeeterThwact on methamphetamine".
by myshadow April 7, 2019
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Cackle Spackle

The debris propelled from one's mouth upon bursting into laughter.
Don't make someone laugh after they eat a handful of peanuts, otherwise you will feel the force of their cackle spackle.
by Da Moustafocka January 9, 2010
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